It’s American Thanksgiving today and you know what that means: No updates on your favourite websites and tons of tweets about food and football from your American followers. The real Thanksgiving is but a distant memory to us Canadians but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t enjoy the odd November treat to help usher us into the Holiday season. For example, you can watch the first episode of The Jim Gaffigan Show NOW on your computer ahead of its broadcast premiere on December 1 AFTER you enjoy this carefully curated selection of funny tweets. Now what are you going to do for us?

Speaking of Jim, here’s an example of why he has his own TV show:
M.I.B. is a regular on the Gaffigan Show and it looks like Jim’s love of food has rubbed off:
A Colin Mochrie tweet on your screen, a sailor’s dream.
Tried to Google it, got in trouble at work.
Where do they fight then?
Fingers crossed.
Try drawing a smaller finger on one of your knuckles.
I bet Hollywood steals all its ideas from Twitter.
Really hope they steal this one:
Always like to end on a cute one!