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This week’s first miniature jokes come from the two comics you’ll see on The Half Hour Friday night. They’re not Canadian so don’t try to claim these tweets on your taxes.

Twitter’s switch from stars to hearts had tweeters tweeting about Twitter:
Halloween went down as scheduled and comics had some great costume ideas:
We always like to include tweets about modern romance:
Is there a digital version of Brad News or are they print only?
I call ferrets, “pillow weasels”.
Another year, another National Cat Day, another tweet about National Cat Day: