The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

We can picture Trevor Noah waking up on Saturday morning and breathing a sigh of relief while patting himself on his well-sculpted back for getting through week 1 as the new host of The Daily Show. We can also picture him waking up on Sunday morning and freaking out at the thought of having to do it over and over again for an indeterminate amount of time. He throws up in his immaculate bathroom, makes an espresso, looks out over Manhattan and thinks, “Don’t worry Trevy, you can do it”, then begins thinking of interesting questions to ask these guys:  

MONDAY: Seth Rogen (actor – “Steve Jobs”)
TUESDAY: Aaron Sorkin (screenwriter – “Steve Jobs”)
WEDNESDAY: Evgeny Afineevsky (documentary filmmaker – “Winter on Fire”)
THURSDAY: Rachel Maddow (host of MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show”)

The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore

We’ve run out of witty things to say about The Nightly Show not providing their upcoming guests so give us a week to brainstorm. We’ll be back next Monday with something really hot, guaranteed.
 
MONDAY: Larry Wilmore
TUESDAY: Larry Wilmore
WEDNESDAY: Larry Wilmore
THURSDAY: Larry Wilmore

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Do you think Jimmy Kimmel takes a look at this list every Monday morning and is like, “Ah man, I don’t feel like talking to any of these people”? He definitely didn’t think like that today because this week’s guests include noted intellectual, Chace Crawford, and famed conversationalist, Keanu Reeves!

MONDAY: Cate Blanchett, Chace Crawford, Music from Eagles of Death Metal
TUESDAY: Eric Stonestreet, Rose McIver, Music from Jewel
WEDNESDAY: Keanu Reeves, Guillermo del Toro, Music from Thomas Rhett
THURSDAY: Lena Dunham, Darby Stanchfield
FRIDAY: TBA

Elsewhere

You won’t find these shows on Comedy because we didn’t want ‘em! Kidding, we wanted them bad but we got outbid because we spent a lot of money on personalized mugs that change colour depending on the temperature of the liquid within.
 
@midnight (Mon-Thurs 12e/9p on Much)
 
MONDAY: Ken Jeong, Dave Foley, Suzy Nakamura
TUESDAY: Kurt Braunohler, Alexi Wasser, Tom Lenk
WEDNESDAY: Ethan Embry, Brandon Johnson, Eli Roth
THURSDAY: Paul F. Tompkins, Randy Liedtke, Natalie Morales

Conan (Mon-Thurs 12:30e/9:30p on Much)

MONDAY: Kevin Nealon, Randall Park, Paul Weller
TUESDAY: Ellen Page, Andy Kindler, Randy Liedtke
WEDNESDAY: Nasim Pedrad, David Mizejewski, Robert DeLong
THURSDAY: Artie Lange, Aaron Sorkin

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Weekdays 4e/1p on Much)

MONDAY: Seth Rogen, Victor Cruz and musical guest Chvrches
TUESDAY: Hugh Jackman, Shaquille O’Neal and musical guest Talib Kweli. Warren Haynes sits-in with The Roots
WEDNESDAY: Lady Gaga, Ronda Rousey and musical guest Hailee Steinfeld
THURSDAY: Kate Winslet, Norman Reedus and Fallonventions
FRIDAY: Michael Fassbender, Brie Larson and Ceelo Green

Late Night with Seth Meyers (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV)

MONDAY: Idris Elba, Tony Goldwyn, Pete Davidson
TUESDAY: Rooney Mara, Adam Lambert
WEDNESDAY: Joel McHale, Sara Bareilles
THURSDAY: Ted Danson, Kevin Millar & Sean Casey, Robert Kirkman
FRIDAY: Robert De Niro, Judy Greer, Highly Suspect (9/30/15)

The Late Late Show with James Corden (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV 2)

MONDAY: Julianne Moore, John Stamos, Jack Hanna & animals
TUESDAY: Chris Parnell, Nina Dobrev, Wes Bentley, R. City
WEDNESDAY: Jamie Lee Curtis, Elyes Gabel
THURSDAY: Nathan Lane, Rachel Bloom, the Maccabees
FRIDAY: TBA