The Bachelor returns to rot our TVs in January and as always, the women vying for the heart of a guy who believes he’ll find a wife on a TV show are mostly white women named ‘Ashley’.

The commonalties don’t end there as Jimmy Kimmel realized that when asked what their biggest date fear would be, most of the women chose either “diarrhea” or “silence”. I would’ve chose “date turns out to be creature made of bees” but I’m married so I don’t even care.

Anyway, being the fun-loving guy that he is, Jimmy made a game out of it with the Jimmy Kimmel Live! audience trying to predict if a Bachelorette chose “diarrhea” or “silence” based solely on their bio pic. It's time for “Diarrhea or Silence?”!

I'd also like to point out that I won a little game of my own by finally managing to mention “diarrhea”at least five times in one blog post. Diarrhea.