The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Daily Show is leaving its studio in Ebola-ridden New York for Ebola-ridden Texas this week for Democalypse 2014: South by South Mess. While we Canadians have bigger things to worry about than American mid-term elections, namely a Toronto mayoral election and a CBC sex scandal, it’s always fun watching Jon Stewart give the gears to right-wing Texas politicians like Governor Rick Perry. He’s got two Democrats on the show this week and will likely get along with them just fine.

MONDAY: Wendy Davis, State Senator and Gubernatorial Candidate, D-TX, & author – “Forgetting to Be Afraid: A Memoir”
TUESDAY: Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-TX)
Ellar Coltrane (actor - promoting movie "Boyhood")
THURSDAY: Spoon, band – “They Want My Soul”

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

There are so many stars on Jimmy this week that your TV is will probably start floating due to the extra gravity. 
in true Halloween fashion it will then become sentient and attempt to murder you  -- let’s hope you survive long enough to catch Friday’s frightfully delightful Halloween show!

MONDAY: Melissa McCarthy, Frank Grillo, Music from Billy Idol.
TUESDAY: Nicole Kidman, Dylan McDermott, Music from Blood Orange.
WEDNESDAY: Will Arnett, Lisa Kudrow, Music from Lady Antebellum.
THURSDAY: Scott Foley, Music from Smokey Robinson featuring Aloe Blacc and JC Chasez.
FRIDAY: ALL-NEW Special Halloween Show - Andy Samberg, Rosie Perez, Music from The Flaming Lips.

The Colbert Report

To dress up like Stephen Colbert for Halloween all you need is a suit, a pair of glasses and the following guests:

MONDAY: Meredith Vieira - "The Meredith Vieira Show".
TUESDAY: Michael Lewis - 25th anniversary of "Liar's Poker"
WEDNESDAY: Jill Lepore, author - "The Secret History of Wonder Woman"
THURSDAY: David Miliband, Former British Foreign Secretary & CEO, International Rescue Committee