The Daily Show is coming at you from Austin, Texas this week and to kick things off the show created a custom, Texas-sized intro complete with celebrity cameos and The Best F#@king News Team in full character. It’s the kind of thing that makes you want to sell your car, buy a horse and start tinkering with BBQ sauce recipes.

Check out the rousing intro and the rest of the show below, and be sure to ignore your crying baby and tune in all week for Democalypse 2014: South by South Mess -- it’s easier than avoiding Ebola!