What’s the deal with the internet? There are so many rules, it should be the rulenet. Hashtag joke fail. Moving along, the internet can be a scary place, full of viruses and bugs. Even worse, it’s full of a whole new generation of social norms that have not yet had decades to marinate and become common place.

Thankfully, WIRED enlisted the help of comedian Jerry Seinfeld to answers all our burning digital age questions. If only he had time to Google how to properly sit on a chair. Seriously, what is he doing?

Check out Jerry Seinfeld explaining internet etiquette below.