Comedian Bengt Washburn (the G is silent) is a Mormon from Utah with a Swedish name who can speak English with a perfect German accent. The former winner of the San Francisco International Comedy Competition took the stage on Conan last night, discussing what it’s like to be an army husband married to an Irish Catholic with a great rack. Turns out Washburn has some choice words about what his missus wears to work—someone hire this guy as a United States military fashion consultant! (Psst, click here for more Bengt stand up.)